About

Minkey is a pure-bred chocolate point Siamese born May 13, 1995 (registered name Something Something Banshee.)   He is an Only Cat, as well as a strictly Indoor one.

He has only ever been outside once (accidentally) in his life; during which he spent 8 hours in the back garden huddled on the back of a bench, terrorized by Piers Mauvoisin, the aggressive black cat next door whose only prior contact consisted of staring matches through the window.

Minkey was quite glad when I came home from work and Rescued him.

Minkey hates:

• small children
• human beings who aren’t yours truly
• cats
• dogs
• being moved
• having his claws detached from sweaters
• temperatures under 95 degrees
• owls
• Piers Mauvoisin

Minkey loves:

• singing loudly after midnight
• hunting anything that moves
• squirrels, mice, feathers… or anything that looks/feels like squirrels, mice, feathers
• perforating clothing
• recreational bazooka-barfing
• sitting on top of very hot baseboard heaters if I’m not available
• his morning “treat”
• tripping people
• chasing tinfoil balls
• eating plants
• His toy bobble head moose, Traveling Wilbur

According to his breeder, Abi, he emerged stillborn and clinically dead for almost five minutes before she managed to resuscitate a spark of life into him. I am never quite sure if he is brain-damaged, or diabolically clever.

I suspect both.

MFM

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