About
Minkey is a pure-bred chocolate point Siamese born May 13, 1995 (registered name Something Something Banshee.) He is an Only Cat, as well as a strictly Indoor one.
He has only ever been outside once (accidentally) in his life; during which he spent 8 hours in the back garden huddled on the back of a bench, terrorized by Piers Mauvoisin, the aggressive black cat next door whose only prior contact consisted of staring matches through the window.
Minkey was quite glad when I came home from work and Rescued him.
Minkey hates:
- small children
- human beings who aren’t yours truly
- cats
- dogs
- being moved
- having his claws detached from sweaters
- temperatures under 95 degrees
- owls
- Piers Mauvoisin
Minkey loves:
- singing loudly after midnight
- hunting anything that moves
- squirrels, mice, feathers… or anything that looks/feels like squirrels, mice, feathers
- perforating clothing
- recreational bazooka-barfing
- sitting on top of very hot baseboard heaters if I’m not available
- his morning “treat”
- tripping people
- chasing tinfoil balls
- eating plants
- His toy bobble head moose, Traveling Wilbur
According to his breeder, Abi, he emerged stillborn and clinically dead for almost five minutes before she managed to resuscitate a spark of life into him. I am never quite sure if he is brain-damaged, or diabolically clever.
I suspect both.
MFM
Oh, this human almost spewed her capp when she read “recreational bazooka-barfing.”
ROTFL!
Well done!
-The human slave at Fuzzy Tales
It’s something I specialize in.