Merry Christmas 2009

minkey-christmasWoke up from my winter nap because it’s Rustly Paper day.  Yes, once a year, there are lots of things wrapped in rustly paper, with killable dangly bits attached. And a mysterious, wonderful SMELL that has nothing to do with roasted birdies, sent by Auntie Sandi, who only visits Minkeyservant to see ME.

(Auntie Sandi understands cats, and never screams like Minkeyservant when I accidentally pook her with my clawzles.)

I hunt through all the rustly paper, killing everything on the way, of course, getting dizzier and dizzier until I feel like a kitten again – a kitten who is ALL POWERFUL!

Finally, I find it. I smear the source of the SMELL all over my had and body and roll in it. It’s always in the smallest package of rustly paper, but my theory is, all the big ones are put around it to hide it, so I won’t find it.

But I always DO – Muwhahahaha!

Well, I’m going to sleep off my smell-bath now – speared it with my claw, soaked it with my tongue and smeared it all over my body.  Will wake up when roasted birdie is ready. But I’ll say what I’ve been hearing Minkeyservant say all week to you foolish mortals…


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5 Comments so far

  1. Sandi on December 29th, 2009

    I’m always glad to see Minkey & Minkeyservant. We had a lovely visit. I so enjoyed watching Minkey help himself to his gift – a catnip mouse filled with the good stuff.

    I also gave one to each of my kitties, Eby & Ivy, & they really enjoyed theirs too.

    See you soon Minkey.

    Love from your Auntie Sandi

  2. Minkeyservant on December 29th, 2009

    Hi Sandi – yes, that *was* a lovely visit (though Minkey complained loudly afterwards that the delicious cookies you baked were just for humans, containing no catnip or birdie parts).

    Now, DO tell him to *GIVE ME BACK MY BLOG!*

    Yrs Truly,


  3. Sandi on December 31st, 2009

    Maybe I ought to put some thought into baking some kitty cookies for Minkey. What does Minkeyservant suggest?

    (I once made some tuna cookies for Eby & Ivy. They LOVE tuna, so … I thought they’d LOVE these. However, they had no interest in them … so I ate them. They made very yummy croutons for my salads.

    Pets to Mr. Minkey from his Auntie Sandi

  4. Minkey on January 3rd, 2010

    Minkeyservant would suggest something that cleans my teeth, but I like birdie. ANY birdie. As long as it’s birdie flavored. Minkeyservant would thank you too. Miaowww.

  5. Sandi on January 8th, 2010

    OK,I’ll have to put some thought into that.

    Meanwhile, have a meowy good day Minkey.
    & you have a really good day too, Minkeyservant

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